Taking a break from not skating, Adam Crew shows us the next company he will drive straight into the ground
Silas Baxter-Neal Hardflip. Oklahoma City. Sequence: Chavez.

Single handedly keeping Toebock around, Silas gets that much closer to getting the boot by landing another trick. Nose grind. Austin. Photo: Goto.

Rod James and Boosh outside of the Golden Globe’s after recieving “Best Flow-Men” award on behalf of Team Toe.

Julian Quevedo: At 25 with no sponsors, most would give it up, not JEWELS he still continues on as one the oldest Flowmen around.

Jerrod Saba

Jerrod Saba. BS Flip. Phoenix. Photo: Mecaro

Jerrod Saba:Ollie into bank. Denver. Photo: Adam Crew

Though he is a Wet Boy, don’t think that Jerrod made out with a guy when he landed this. Because he didn’t. This time..

Tyler Price. With Creatine milk shakes going in one end and butt piss coming out the other, Tyler beasts it one day at a time.Nollie Flip. Austin TX. Photo: GoTo



Nose blunt slide. Denver. Photo: Tadashi.

I think if Rodney Dangerfield were here today he’d feel pretty good about himself. He would probably give up his whole “no respect” routine after seeing the amount of respect Toebock gets. This is all we got. Fucking Automatic. Hell, “Last of the Mohicans” even got in Slap Magazine. Digital Slap wouldn’t even touch this. Looks like we won the race to the bottom of the pile. I wonder why? There’s more man-ams on this team than anywhere else, where did the demand for that go? Maybe it was around the time Adam Crew stopped skating handrails, 2002? Or perhaps its because the entire team consists of a bunch of flow-men. Toebock is a career killer. Skaters who get tech-deck ads turn down Team Toe. “Uhh... I’ll think about it and call you back” is pretty much an everyday occurrence in Adam Crew’s life. Thank God that Silas is still on, though, I heard, not for much longer. He’s been breaching his Toebock contract for months now. It clearly states in the Team Toe by laws that no member shall get more than 3 photos, land more than one sponsor, or have more than 2 ads in any given calendar year.
Silas is clearly in violation of those rules.

Spitting in the face of common sense, Toebock has come out with a video called Don’t Act Famous. Not that anyone on Team Toe needs that reminder. Don’t Act Famous is a message to the rest of those flow-men and everyone trying to “come up”. Speaking of coming up, what’s up with Rod James? He is the inspiration for all of Toebock without ever knowing it. While Rod was on the road with Status he called the shop Adam Crew worked at, and spit out gems such as “Just trying to get our name out der,” and “Just on the road with Status, tryin ta come up.” Pure poetry.

Don’t Act Famous is for all you punk ass kids who forgot how a video should be and for all you kids with $20 in your pocket who want to help Adam Crew get the team van out of the tow yard. It’s really an instructional video to teach you, How to make Power Moves and Set Trends. Within a week you won’t be skating anymore, you’ll be sitting around talking shit. Toebock is the illest shit out there. Have you seen who’s on Team? Raymond Molinar, Cairo, Lizard King, Tony Silva, Silas, Caswell Berry, Jose Rojo and much much more. Flowmen? Maybe. Got their names out der?