Living out in the country is pretty nice, but once the sun goes down there’s not a whole lot to do. Unless, that is, you feel like getting hammered and playing with fire.

Here we can see Michelle five seconds before nearly burning down our apartment. You’ll notice she still has all her hair. I hadn’t figured out what a shameful whore she is yet.

“Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using Olympics volleyball to lure young men into shedding their clothes, flopping around and falling off off their beds with him into the pit of iniquity. Lucifer is turning innocent afternoon gatherings of imprecatory prayer into frenzied young Masturbating Baptist Boys’ Clubs!”

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html